The peonies flowers are out and in this round up of The Usual Suspects for May and June so are some secrets about corruption and mismanagement in the Metropolitan police, the British Transport Police and the police watchdog.
We start with revelations about another scandal at Charing Cross police station, arguably worse than the one where a male officer thought it OK to send a female colleague a text saying how much he’d like to rape her.
The new scandal is not about WhatsApp groups but something a lot more serious - alleged international drug trafficking.
Meanwhile, the police watchdog is moving the chairs around in an attempt to, once again, improve its standing with the public, almost 75% of whom don't know what it does!
The Upsetter reveals the inside story of two very different reports into the effectiveness of oversight by the Independent Office of Police Conduct on the eve of the rape trial of its former director general.
In a third exclusive, The Upsetter has finally got his hands on the Health & Safety Executive report into what happened at Croydon police station when Sergeant Matt Ratana was gunned down with a smuggled gun.
What are the implications for his girlfriend, who is suing the Met, and the wider safety of officers?
Next up is the tragic story of a young woman whose childhood was robbed by spending 18 years unnecessarily in witness protection. The Met are facing a landmark civil claim for child rights that is at a crucial stage and still refusing to disclose evidence.
Finally, we continue the theme of non-disclosure, this time involving the British Transport Police, the only national police force paid for by the failing fat cats running the rail network.
The round up ends with new developments in the inquiry into the corrupt and racist cop Derek Ridgewell.
Eyes down.